And so it came to be...but in a much more random way

Out of shear boredom (and possibly a few cans of bow) I have decided to make a blog. Will anyone read this I don't know. Will anyone understand this fuck no but that is the point of this. This blog shall contain whatever pops into my head whether it is just something in the news or whether I can train a monkey to fetch me things on how I would actually get said monkey. None of this shall make little sense but that is the way I like it as people seem to struggle to understand me normally specially after a few drinks.